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diff --git a/plugins/chucknorris/fortunes/chucknorris b/plugins/chucknorris/fortunes/chucknorris index 0ddb6c03b..6ba5bb9b5 100644 --- a/plugins/chucknorris/fortunes/chucknorris +++ b/plugins/chucknorris/fortunes/chucknorris @@ -558,3 +558,11 @@ You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right? Last I heard, he was in the movie "God % http://chucknorrisfacts.com/ is built in Drupal because Chuck Norris knows a good CMS when he sees one. % +Chuck Norris made the first Giraffe by uppercutting a horse. +% +Chuck Norris can hear sign language. +% +Chuck Norris make onions cry. +% +Chuck Norris doesn't shake hands, he makes them tremble. +% |