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| author | Tuowen Zhao <ztuowen@gmail.com> | 2021-10-23 18:01:40 -0600 |
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| committer | Tuowen Zhao <ztuowen@gmail.com> | 2021-10-23 18:01:40 -0600 |
| commit | fad92c603be0ff36825cc53bf8c485d4b95c7869 (patch) | |
| tree | 407fe826be62a3543b6feab4f3552f58575234de /plugins/chucknorris/fortunes | |
| parent | c674485e6b4abe313469900997d893d2940ee843 (diff) | |
| parent | f1dd97bb2a9df55fae9b1ca26c829b9f8b290667 (diff) | |
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Merge remote-tracking branch 'origin/master'
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diff --git a/plugins/chucknorris/fortunes/chucknorris b/plugins/chucknorris/fortunes/chucknorris index 0ddb6c03b..6ba5bb9b5 100644 --- a/plugins/chucknorris/fortunes/chucknorris +++ b/plugins/chucknorris/fortunes/chucknorris @@ -558,3 +558,11 @@ You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right? Last I heard, he was in the movie "God % http://chucknorrisfacts.com/ is built in Drupal because Chuck Norris knows a good CMS when he sees one. % +Chuck Norris made the first Giraffe by uppercutting a horse. +% +Chuck Norris can hear sign language. +% +Chuck Norris make onions cry. +% +Chuck Norris doesn't shake hands, he makes them tremble. +% |