add 'lol' plugin (based on lolbash)

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diff --git a/plugins/lol/lol.plugin.zsh b/plugins/lol/lol.plugin.zsh
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+# LOL!!1
+# Source: http://aur.archlinux.org/packages/lolbash/lolbash/lolbash.sh
+
+alias wtf='dmesg'
+alias onoz='cat /var/log/errors.log'
+alias rtfm='man'
+
+alias visible='echo'
+alias invisible='cat'
+alias moar='more'
+
+alias icanhas='mkdir'
+alias donotwant='rm'
+alias dowant='cp'
+alias gtfo='mv'
+
+alias hai='cd'
+alias plz='pwd'
+
+alias inur='locate'
+
+alias nomz='ps -aux'
+alias nomnom='killall'
+
+alias cya='reboot'
+alias kthxbai='halt'