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diff --git a/plugins/chucknorris/fortunes/chucknorris b/plugins/chucknorris/fortunes/chucknorris index 6ba5bb9b5..9e36ce89a 100644 --- a/plugins/chucknorris/fortunes/chucknorris +++ b/plugins/chucknorris/fortunes/chucknorris @@ -228,7 +228,7 @@ Chuck Norris once punched the ground to stop an earthquake. The resulting afters % Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone. % -Chuck Norris once rounhouse kicked a football. The astronomical society now considers it a planet. +Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a football. The astronomical society now considers it a planet. % Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken. % @@ -342,7 +342,7 @@ Every time there's an earthquake, you know Chuck Norris is hungry. The earthquak % Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris. % -Fear of spiders is arachnaphobia. Fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia. Fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic. +Fear of spiders is arachnophobia. Fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia. Fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic. % Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face. % @@ -426,7 +426,7 @@ Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag % Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Massacre. % -Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face. +Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindness, and possibly foot sized bruises on the face. % Taking Karate Lessons = $100, Buying MMA DVD's = $150, Subscribing to a UFC event = $50, Getting a Roundhouse Kick from Chuck Norris = PRICELESS. % @@ -452,7 +452,7 @@ The best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup. it's knowing that Chuck N % The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. % -The dictionary references Chuck Norris several times, he is metioned under Fear, Law, Order and Chucktatorship. +The dictionary references Chuck Norris several times, he is mentioned under Fear, Law, Order and Chucktatorship. % The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer. % @@ -468,7 +468,7 @@ The only way sharks will come near CN underwater is when CN is inside of a cage. % The only word that rhymes with orange is Chuck Norris. % -The producers of the movie "The Last Airbender" are now in talks with Chuck Norris in Order to star him in their next sequal "The Last Skull Bender". +The producers of the movie "The Last Airbender" are now in talks with Chuck Norris in Order to star him in their next sequel "The Last Skull Bender". % The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist. % |