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Diffstat (limited to 'plugins/chucknorris/fortunes/chucknorris')
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1 files changed, 2 insertions, 2 deletions
diff --git a/plugins/chucknorris/fortunes/chucknorris b/plugins/chucknorris/fortunes/chucknorris index 0fb2a5a31..1f4ca7a60 100644 --- a/plugins/chucknorris/fortunes/chucknorris +++ b/plugins/chucknorris/fortunes/chucknorris @@ -448,7 +448,7 @@ Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all % Note to everyone: Please do not give beans to Chuck Norris or do you want another atombomb on hiroshima? % -Note to self: Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired. +Note to self: Don't be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired. % On the keyboard there is no control button because Chuck Norris is always in control. % @@ -550,7 +550,7 @@ The truth hurts, doesn't it? Chuck Norris' truth kills. % There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist. % -There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist. +There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist. % There is no limbo, only a world that doesn't know of Chuck Norris % |